OH, HELLO.
Were we in The Animal Office, you could cross the problem solving cat with the charming dog and Meet Ben -- a writer of whose prose giraffes (despite their elegant necks) are jealous, of whose voice the lioness envies, and from whose editorial eye flees the oafish elephant.
Most creative teams, however, seem not be comprised of animals -- but instead of people. So, as a writer that
seeks always to know his audience, I trust it will suffice to tell you, simply: I have the penmanship of a
well-educated, modern gentleman.
Please, come in.